my son says that football talk shows are like soap operas for men.

I like reading tweets more than writing them. Does that make me a voyeur? Well, just so you know.....

Trying to clean up my Twitter timeline & now it's just not as funny.....

My son is a finalist in the http://t.co/UoJ9gf5F - Comedy Central Division. Go Nathan!!

Probably shouldn't admit my husband 's that nice. I'll get Twitter hate mail! (he does "other" good things too!).. Now I'm dead.

And he brings me coffee in bed sometimes, & vacuums because I'm allergic. So don't put up with anything else gals. They're out there!

Someone's fucking with my clocks! Glares at sleeping husband - plotting revenge.

This sequence happens often.

I don't know why I need to tell someone every time I get drunk -this takes one beer 2 times yrly- but since u guys love drunk talk, I'm woo

@jessica_surely @ambiguouscavern Gorgeous writing. Imagery striking. Incredibly moving, haunting. Wow!

My son nominated for an award at faculty select night & graduating with honors MFA Columbia. Can't breath I'm so proud! Hard shit he did!!

I tweet in my head all day but they float away in a moment like helium balloons . Probably just as well....

Bed,bed,bed tomorrow I go to that TA 12 step program for sure. Oh so past bedtime. I need a mother yelling at me!

sorry folks, I got hacked, changed my password. No I do not think you are fat and should lose wt!

Just woke up my sweet hubby for the 4th time because I was laughing at a tweet. It's becoming a family syndrome. "twitter freaks".

Hello everyone... My son is gain a finalist in a huge film competition but I can't say what as it's not released yet. So Jazzed!!!

You can not tweet tonight, YOU cannot tweet tonight, YOU CANNOT TWEET TONIGHT!!! GOD DAMN IT, TURN IT OFF!!!

@saraespivey Good energy, good vibes, good prayers!!! Hang in there!!

1/? I'm venting again. Why I need twitter. No one knows me here. I live in a town of 600, you breath, they gossip..

@ambiguouscavern It was refreshing when I went to eat at the library? (I'm rusty, learned Spanish & Italian at same time..mind went to mush)

Damn! Another correction. I Retweeted...Not...retreated.. That one happens a lot, must be Freudian.