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It's 1030! My face is waiting to be rocked the hell off! I may or may not be almost drunk (hint: I am).
The crazy drunk couple next to me at the bar will be receiving kidney punches in 3...2...1...
I haz a displeasure & it r everything.
Automatic by the Go-Go's is currently playing at the coffee shop. Now seeking make-out partners...
Laying on my back now. Cat is now on my ribcage. Her fat ass is crushing the life from me. If I don't tweet in a day or so, she killed me.
If my feet don't warm up soon, I'm going to light my socks on fire.
Eating Lucky Charms out of the box in bed = lots of stray Lucky Charms also in bed
After today at work I'm really glad I went to the liquor store on Friday. Whiskey and myself are gonna be BFF for the night.
Been thinking about Snuggies. Why does such a thing exist? How dumb are you if you can't work a regular blanket?
I need a cupcake...frosted with whiskey.
I'm not totally shitwrecked yet, but one more of these raspberry-ginger-alcohol things and I'm gonna be looking for a lampshade to wear.
Work was stupid. I'm eating pudding now.
Kim Delaney has been promoted to "Peaches" status. All that means is that I clap and shout "Hi, Peaches!" when she's on screen.
Gotta wake up at 9am. Work at 10am. It's 4am. Work is getting in the way of Army Wives viewing. It must be stopped. Army Wives is job one.
Watched the Army Wives bloopers about 10 brazillion times. Now I'm convinced Kim Delaney 'ships Claudia Joy/Denise. Probably writes fic too.
I'm wearing a wife beater and I'm at the Home Depot. I'm hairy legs and Birkenstocks away from being a stereotype.