why do cvs pharmacists always have attitudes? like sorry you went to itt tech, RACHEL but that's not really my problem.

wait...popes get to choose their pope names??? like drag queens...?

bitches call michael phelps ugly like they wouldn’t fuck him and ask to keep the medals on.

i feel bad for anyone who doesn't get texts from my mom pic.twitter.com/Zq5R6KyHd6

everything i do, i do for you @naomicampbell pic.twitter.com/Ml0TeGIGk4

you know who's gonna have a bad fuckin morning? MY ROOMMATE pic.twitter.com/8tOZJwgJ

does anyone hate anything as much as kristen stewart hates everything??

i love when people pretend lincoln abolished slavery because he was just a super chill dude who loved black people

white people in sombreros like they haven't muttered "this is america- learn english" at least twice.

perez hilton found someone to give him their baby yet it's illegal for me to own a hedgehog in this state. i'm done with you @california

#WhitePeopleGoogleSearches "at what point in the friendship can I say nigga in front of my black friend?"

sex tape has the same letters as- whatever never mind i tried. RT @kimkardashian: Silent has the same letters as listen

i'm still mad about that time i entered a raffle to win a woman's bike and a man in a wheelchair won it.

can we as a people come together to ban people who use themselves as their facebook cover photos?

oh my god that usc shooting was on my grandma's street and the news panned by her and her outfit is so TRAGIC.

netlflix wins. everyone else go home. pic.twitter.com/2vYR7jlCNE

if they allow hashtags on facebook that will mean that every person we all went to high school with has won.

if i'm being 1000% honest i don't fully trust anyone who drinks diet soda.

you've exceeded your maximum amount of selfies for the month, sweetheart.

how'd they give her an oscar for that bullshit when they didn't even nominate her for the princess diaries