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why do cvs pharmacists always have attitudes? like sorry you went to itt tech, RACHEL but that's not really my problem.
wait...popes get to choose their pope names??? like drag queens...?
bitches call michael phelps ugly like they wouldn’t fuck him and ask to keep the medals on.
I can't wait to see Godzilla. I love watching shit get destroyed. Careers, relationships, major metropolitan cities...wreck it all.
PRO TIP: get bangs to hide the fact that your forehead is broken out from all the cheetos you eat
Macklemore seems like he'd suggest Quiznos when you're trying to figure out lunch plans.
white people in sombreros like they haven't muttered "this is america- learn english" at least twice.
Dream Job: the people on To Catch A Predator in the chat room who are literally paid to sext all day.
#WhitePeopleGoogleSearches "at what point in the friendship can I say nigga in front of my black friend?"
I love when Oprah posts photos from her garden. She looks hella stoked in every one like she's never seen a squash in her life.