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why do cvs pharmacists always have attitudes? like sorry you went to itt tech, RACHEL but that's not really my problem.
wait...popes get to choose their pope names??? like drag queens...?
bitches call michael phelps ugly like they wouldn’t fuck him and ask to keep the medals on.
PRO TIP: get bangs to hide the fact that your forehead is broken out from all the cheetos you eat
Macklemore seems like he'd suggest Quiznos when you're trying to figure out lunch plans.
white people in sombreros like they haven't muttered "this is america- learn english" at least twice.
#WhitePeopleGoogleSearches "at what point in the friendship can I say nigga in front of my black friend?"
How many more of you are going to make that joke about you "just giving up" for lent? I need to prepare myself.
froze the machine at walgreens by printing 8x10 photos of myself. face too bomb...
this girl i went to middle school with is on baby #3 and i can't even decide which 2 one direction members i'd have a threesome with.
i'm still mad about that time i entered a raffle to win a woman's bike and a man in a wheelchair won it.
can we as a people come together to ban people who use themselves as their facebook cover photos?
oh my god that usc shooting was on my grandma's street and the news panned by her and her outfit is so TRAGIC.