white people in sombreros like they haven't muttered "this is america- learn english" at least twice.

#WhitePeopleGoogleSearches "at what point in the friendship can I say nigga in front of my black friend?"

oh my god that usc shooting was on my grandma's street and the news panned by her and her outfit is so TRAGIC.

my mom is going on a http://t.co/H2Uzw6pE date. i hope at least her body surfaces because that's the only way you collect life insurance u_u

frankly, i'd prefer a clueless reunion with a hologram brittany murphy. but that's just me.

she's so . she's a . but she  with her lonely - thinkin "if there's nothin' missin in my life then  do these  come at .

"Demi Lovato: Promoters Gave Me Drugs" so...........why are you complaining? bitch you say thank you when you get free drugs/alcohol.

i'm really over this whole anti-bullying crazed. i was bullied for years and i turned out better than everyone *and* cute to boot.

sometimes i . sometimes i . sometimes i'm  of u. but all i really want is 2  u tight.  u right. be with u  and .  all i need is .

two biggest concerns right now: 1. why do you guys watch american idol? 2. and is someone really named phillip phillps?

just referred to someone as a "fat thirsty muppet bitch." ugh i swear i'm just...the best person to ever breathe besides jesus.

between breaking dawn and versace for h&m, this weekend's really good for cleaning out your FB friends list.

the wiggles broke up too!!!??? music is dead.

i kinda wish i would have applied myself more/graduated with honors. but then i would have never achieved this level of alcohol tolerance.

ew all these ugly android users are following me on instagram APRIL FOOL'S DAY WAS TWO DAYS AGO. #iphoneelitist

life is bad when ashlee simpson has a birkin and you don't.

gay men have shaved years off of my life. YEARS.

if leggings are not pants...then what are they? #philosophy

tyler oakley videoth make me want to kill mythelf.

um HI can we discuss this white man's tan?? http://t.co/D8yTkeQ4