#INeedMasculismBecause i am so bad at being likable that i've had to create an elaborate force field of imagined persecution to justify it

once again it’s worth pointing out that it is far easier and cheaper in this country to buy weapons than obtain mental health care

sup yall. as part of 'nerd culture' i have handed in my sense of humor at the desk, and replaced it with a 'reference recognition sensor'

so beyonce did illuminati hand sign and then danced inside a RING OF FIRE and then the power went out in a CIRCULAR HELL-DOME thanks obama

the first rule of book club is: you do not talk about fight club

#INeedMasculismBecause i’ve been standing next to this coors light truck for HOURS and not a single bikini babe has appeared to kiss me

 http://i.imgur.com/mQfOC.png  -- i think this was the best fake xkcd i made honestly

#RIPTedNugent the true irony is that it turns obamacare WOULD have covered cat scratch fever

 http://i.imgur.com/Agbcbc5.jpg  -- hahah this is WAY worse than the pastor that wrote the message about not tipping

 http://imgur.com/a/5wM95  -- look i make webcomics TOO

 http://i.imgur.com/L6LIx.jpg  -- here is tonight in image form

fyi guys @zynga just laid off 100 people from their austin office during the apple press event to try to bury the story, RT please

constant misery is not an attractive trait, ennui is not a form of expression, despair is not romantic, it is all bad stuff. BAD STUFF.

when i had ‘urgent psychiatric need’ it took me two weeks to see a doctor on PRIVATE insurance. waiting period for handguns in CA is 10 days

so if an at-risk person has a mental break, even if theyre insured, it is faster and cheaper for them to buy a gun than to see their doctor

Jay-Z gazed across the table. "This is a huge honor & responsibility," he said. "You're now allowed to use the n-word." #NaNoWriMoOpeners

what if you had a 12-sided die but every side just had a fuckin skull on it

"sorry man, can't come out tonight, i'm watching the game" *hangs up phone, sighs, stares at rapper in giant play-pen*

GIRLS: Like Anime? You're quirky and cool. GUYS: Like Anime? YOUR FUCKED. CATS: Like Anime? That's rad as heck, wanna meet that cat

http://t.co/Ll4k99Tv -- once again, ladies and gentlemen, flaming tuba van