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Ever since I can remember, my dad taught me to distrust police. I'll teach my son the same.
I should be sleeping but my wife is on the phone with her cop dad in Philly yelling at him about white privilege basically.
The master has failed more times than the beginner has even tried
If you cannot find purpose in your life, it is your responsibility as a human to create it.
Oh dang, you are knocking cannabis while holding an alcoholic beverage. You have no brain. Do not pass go. Return to your mediocrity.
My raise was approved for 4 times what I thought it might be
Sure you have the right to free speech and I have the right to ridicule whatever leaves your talkhole.
Instead of one of those tax rebates where everyone gets 600 bucks, maybe we can just give everyone a cup of ayahuasca
A miraculous healing awaits this planet once we accept our responsibility to collectively tend the garden rather than fight over the turf.
On my 3am bike shit
My wife says stop scaring the Jesus people
The only person who seems to know I'm high is the other guy who's high
a thing about bikes & the shining that comes from the lighthouse.
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