Every ops guy I know hosted on AWS doesn’t rely on Amazon for status updates. We know based on whether our Netflix movie stops mid-view.

@dogmatic69 I don't always test my code, but when I do, I do it in production.

CakeAdmin 0.1 release! Get it while its hot! http://bit.ly/efgufp #cakephp

I actually received several job offers through @loadsys's http://cakexperts.com website. CakePHP developers should all definitely sign up :)

Note: I’m not at a conference, but conference season is starting up again, and these diversity blog posts, etc. are getting annoying

Okay, I’m done trolling shitty PHP frameworks today. Let’s talk about CakePHP.

Me: ”Put this in a separate repo.”
*year later*
“So, we’re putting it in a separate repo…”

$5 says to env vars almost everywhere in a year.

Writing a "Why PHP Sucks" post since that gets page views.

Note to self: Figure out how to mount a backup of the db locally so I can work when I cannot connect to the internet...

.@hentaiphd is a grievously corpulent microphallus and a malingering enema-addicted hysterical mass of warbling inanity.

I just got a valentine's day "card' scribbled on some intern's resume. Thanks @chadburgess, at least I know there is a dude that loves me

Happy Valentines Day! *buys self cookies*

@predominant @yando http://t.co/Z1MXG2Ky

My slides on "Really Rapid Admin Application Development", featuring CakeAdmin http://t.co/PMGwC19 #CakeFest #CakePHP

Watching @dogmatic69's Code Cohesion talk, just learned that my code is terrible :( #cakefest

My Pecha Kucha Slides from #cakefest http://t.co/YVH8HJx #cakephp

What An Earthquake Does To Page Response Times http://t.co/pHRMAqd via @seatgeek

Just deleted 3000 lines of code. Was literally never executed because "false !== true"

I'm going to work on something else for a while...

It's funny how people hate on PHP. If they don't hate on PHP, it's CakePHP.

Python sucks because of the whitespace. There, I said it.

CakeAdmin 0.2 Release - Generate reusable, extensible admin backends in a single command http://bit.ly/e3LnMt #cakephp