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#TerribleOlympicSports Jumping To Conclusions
Facebook/Twitter challenge: I will donate $500,000 to any charity for each person who sends me a million dollars.
I just put the cat out. Have no idea how he caught fire.
A period is very versatile: it can end a sentence, a paragraph or the whole weekend #quote #writing
Tonight my girlfriend came home half drunk - she ran out of money #quote
I put the man in roMANtic, the us in enthUSiastic and the on in morON. Wait. That may not be right. Please stand by
This placebo could probably cure my hypochondria - but I'm afraid of an allergic reaction.
I watched Sesame St growing up, so it's no surprise I'm confused. Are frogs taller than pigs?
Forget driving while texting - for a real challenge, try driving while Photoshopping
Social media's confusing: Just got a friend request from Twitter on Facebook, now getting followed by Facebook on Twitter
Advertising executive, writer, so probably liar. Writing busily on my book about my days as a producer-director for MTV News.