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Facebook/Twitter challenge: I will donate $500,000 to any charity for each person who sends me a million dollars.
A period is very versatile: it can end a sentence, a paragraph or the whole weekend #quote #writing
I put the man in roMANtic, the us in enthUSiastic and the on in morON. Wait. That may not be right. Please stand by
This placebo could probably cure my hypochondria - but I'm afraid of an allergic reaction.
I watched Sesame St growing up, so it's no surprise I'm confused. Are frogs taller than pigs?
Forget driving while texting - for a real challenge, try driving while Photoshopping
Social media's confusing: Just got a friend request from Twitter on Facebook, now getting followed by Facebook on Twitter
The iPhone was invented so you can check your email while your computer boots up.
Wise man say: He who eat beans with postage stamps soon be philatulent #quote
Tonight millions will be tweeting about going on dates. Correction: make that *instead of* going on dates. #quote
Abortion and Judaism: according to Jewish law, the fetus isn't viable until it graduates medical school.
Calling all lovers of acrimonious filth: get on Twitter - you won't believe what you're missing.
Newsflash - Walls in public toilets across US now 100% graffiti-free: everyone has Twitter.
Write this on your check to the IRS: "If it bounces let it slam, give my best to Uncle Sam." Then get an attorney
Advertising executive, writer, so probably liar. Writing busily on my book about my days as a producer-director for MTV News.