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When I have children, I'm going to introduce god to them as John Lennon.
My aunts made me an awesome breakfast now we're all watching #amcfearfest
All I want is taco bell and to lay around and watch movies.
How is Fergie even famous? I mean really
Is it her brown eyes? I know blue eyes get boring but I'll wear dark glasses all the time.
Go explore those other women, the geography of their bodies; but there's just one map you'll need. You're a boomerang, you'll see.
When times get hard need someone to help me out, instead of a scrub like you who don't what a mans about.
So unhappy with life lately. Wish I could meet some people who get me and will actually stick around. Tired of being upset.
2 Girls 1 Bike
"...wanted to get at you...wanted to relive the memories...wanted to poop on you"
"What's that movie called with Lassie in it?" - black girl
Everybody knows beneath your clothes. Staring at your toes is just a pose. Everybody good knows how hard you blow. Everybody knows.
Cam and I just tried telling Mrs. Arseneau that our favorite band was ICP and that their lyrics are full of literature.
"WILL YOU BE MY NEIGHBOR?!?!"
Tommy bought me Pulp Fiction! :)
You're what keeps me believing this world's not gone dead.
#pleaseexcusemy dear aunt sally.
I didn't get the memo that said you had to wear plaid or look like bret michaels to go to the hoedown