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I would like to meet the scientist that helped the Girl Scouts make crack taste exactly like Peanut butter cookies.
Breaking news: this just in . . . abortion is a non-issue in elections.
50 years of Supreme Court Precedence
So I passed the WV Bar exam! Boom. Lawyered.
Dear Beer companies,
If a man chooses a beer based on what the bottle looks like, he's not really a beer drinker.
Do you think Jesus would have had as many followers if he had worn socks with sandals?
Twitter, stop trying to get me to find my friends on here! That's why I came here . . . to get away from them.
When is -20 degrees out, how much chapstick should you put on your nipples?
Living with #AnkylosingSpondylitis one day at a time. Marathoner and Attorney (WV). Also #worldsgreatestdad and professional smartass.