BITCHES DON'T KNOW ABOUT MY BIZARRE MASTURBATION HABITS

NON STOP LINUX ON THE LINUX CHANNEL ALL LINUX ALL DAY *nobody is watching*

i for one am afraid that @sonichu1 is an actual rapist

fyi found a video of @disassemblyline and @thebattleangel http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Om-uQGxmDgg

GETTING PISSED WHENEVER UI IMPROVEMENTS ARE MADE TO MY FAVOURITE SHITTY SOCIAL NETWORKING SITE

enter your code here to become a real twitter thug

you girls are all the same, talkin about u, girl who is not interested in my ipfw settings

oh, the pokemon dolls? don't worry I just need Geodude to tickle my balls while I do it

show your appreciation and support for all those cartoon characters by changing your facebook profile pic to a battered wife

@disassemblyline WE DIE ALONE, COCK IN HAND, CHEETO DUST AROUND OUR MOUTHS, AS INTERNET HEROES

lol i dont use any software unless it's on freeBSD ports

COOL BUT OBSCURE UNIX TRICKS (format your pc)

like a boss? No I'd say he made that cup of tea like an assistant manager

fuck, man, you reckon I could get some nicotine? no you idiot in ROCKS so my mum won't think I'm a pussy

is ther some way to force my vision into rendering in DX10, I'm not getting any bloom off my monitor #nerdproblems

ITT: People using twitter for "communicating" with each other instead of its real purpose, discussing the intricacies of prolapsed anuses.

hi everyone i'm a DJ. apparently that entitles me to spew utter fucking nonsense, and complain when nobody listens.

ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO JERK OFF IN THE SINK AT A GAS STATION? (Y)

writing a sitcom based on a fat dude with a mediocre income, a horrible job and an impossibly hot wife and nice house

be gay, get tazed