@sblaufuss' (Ooo-weee, T'Shane!) most faved Tweets...
Sometimes my stars mean "hilarious," sometimes they mean "I agree," and sometimes they mean your tweet gave me a boner. Regardless: enjoy.
Spent the whole day resisting the urge to spend a huge amount of money. I think I deserve something as a rewOH MY GOD I ALMOST TRICKED ME!
It feels strange calling you my 'followers' - I always feel like I should be collecting money from you, or trying to kill you all.
I make it a habit to fart whenever I go into the Apple store.
Smell Different, you uppity sons-of-bitches.
Smell Different, you uppity sons-of-bitches.
Thanks, commercial, for making me picture Jamie Lee Curtis pooping.
No, seriously, I'm not being sarcastic. Thanks.
No, seriously, I'm not being sarcastic. Thanks.
Maybe now Sea World will acknowledge that their secret practice of feeding homeless people to whales was a bad idea.
I make the favstar.fm leaderboard quite regularly. Mainly because I am pretty good at being in the first 15 starrers.
Lifting weights always makes me want to throw up towards the end.
I mean, IN ADDITION to all the Axe Body Spray.
I mean, IN ADDITION to all the Axe Body Spray.
I'm at 238 followers, now. Thanks, spammers, porn-bots, social-media-keyword-searchers and you 12 real humans!
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