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A Toronto Sun telemarketer just called and seriously asked for "the man of the house". I informed him he dailed wrong to reach the 1950s.
Dear UPS, don't call your tracking notifications "Quantum View". I would like to know both where my package is and when it will arrive.
Merry Newtonmas, everyone!
Permanent student of mathematics, physics, and sometimes, the philosophy of their intersection. Marfanoid. Cat mom to @FelisKlein.