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going to a buffet with a friend who doesn't eat. I'm sure it won't be awkward.
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So excited to be part of a special test group! Thanks, Twitter. I knew you cared.
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LisaG732RanGTMrBigFistsiamnotdiddybeersudsjoeschmittstbstevetwistedpfister
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My apathy has reached a whole new level. And I don't even care.
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LisaG732beersudsm1key_m00npathicstbsteveSilkPillowOHguy7
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If the AT&T call center were located within the Walmart, I would only need to make one firebomb this weekend.
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smerpiamnotdiddybeersudsm1key_m00npathicstbsteve
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A Roseanne marathon is just the thing to pass an afternoon of swine flu.
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LisaG732MrBigFistsRanGTiamnotdiddybeersudsm1key_m00n
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That I can't get rid of my old clothes because I want to use them for Halloween costumes is a problem on many levels.
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PetherwiniamnotdiddygunthergreenRanGTbeersudssome1s_sista
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The most challenging 5 minutes of my day is always when I'm trying to think of an excuse for why I haven't gotten anything done again.
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pathicLisaG732iamnotdiddyabrevi8RanGTbeersuds
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Damn, I'm sexy in the morning. The fever and lung butter are just a bonus.
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LisaG732iamnotdiddybeersudsdresspantsstbsteve
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Just had a 'What About Bob' style foodgasm. Will most certainly deliver an equally impressive foodbaby tomorrow.
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smerpiamnotdiddyMrBigFistsRanGTbeersuds
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Morning routine: Let the dog out, coffee, email/Facebook, marvel at the utter stupidity and total incompetence of the general population.
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The dog's ass smells. Would it be wrong to Febreze it? I didn't think so either. Thanks.
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smerpm1key_m00nSilkPillowOHguy7
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AT&T is a big cluster-fuck of fucking fuckers!
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LisaG732m1key_m00nSilkPillowOHguy7
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Had a well balanced diet today. Cookies for breakfast. Cookies for lunch. Cookies for dinner. Perfectly balanced.
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abrevi8iamnotdiddygunthergreenbeersuds
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I'm watching my son repeatedly practice slapping himself in the face dramatically.

With surprise: "Ouch, it hurts!"

Mensa, here we come.
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smerpiamnotdiddyRanGTbeersuds
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No TV for a few days. Starting to get twitchy. Somebody's gonna get it tonight... and I don't mean the good it.
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pathiciamnotdiddybeersuds
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The cats prefer mashing my stomach over mashing the pillow, lately. Doing crunches today.
HA! I crack myself up. Donut?
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GSouderiamnotdiddybeersuds
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#dontyouhate idiot drivers who don't understand 4-way stops. Also, slow drivers in the left lane. Also, under the limit on 2 lane roads.
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LisaG732iamnotdiddybeersuds
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1-800-516-8693 Call Now For Your FREE Vial of Miracle Water. Seriously! The old gay preacher in the red jacket just said so.
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smerpiamnotdiddybeersuds
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I would almost certainly blow over the legal limit if there were a coffee toffee twisted frosty breathalyzer test.
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LisaG732iamnotdiddybeersuds
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Apparently, I am on day 2 of the "Can woman live on sugar and caffeine alone" diet study. Related: PMS
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