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Host of The Best Show On WFMU. TV writer. Professional chump steamroller.
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Dear people who write things about how marriage is horrible: you are doing it wrong. Odds are YOU are the problem in your marriage.
ATTENTION MINORITIES AND GAYS IN BOSTON! GET OFF THE STREET AND TO A SAFE PLACE NOW! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! YOU ARE NOT SAFE!!!!!!
"Did anybody hear about this Osama Bin Laden thing?" - Jay Leno, Monday night.
I'm curious: If you're an atheist really into weed who doesn't own a TV, how do you decide which subject to lecture people about first?
Guys, I'm starting to suspect that there's a chance Barack Obama wasn't born.
Hey! The video I directed for THE ETTES featuring @pattonoswalt is OUT! Watch it and love it and RT it! http://t.co/XcESsKB Thanks!
Hopefully Sheen and Lorre can put aside their differences and get back to what they do best - making the worst show on television.
THE MOMENT IS HERE. I give you the New Pornographers "Moves" video that I wrote and directed! http://bit.ly/gienIS Enjoy and RT!
What exactly is Eminem mad about these days? Is the caviar machine on his backup yacht broken?
Green Lantern looks like a really great movie for anybody who has literally never seen a movie before.
Here is the Titus Andronicus video I directed for "No Future Part Three". NEW JERSEY REPRESENT! http://youtu.be/cM1sQhMGGS8
I was wishing there was a Twitter where I could vent about people without some of you reading it but realized that is called INSIDE MY HEAD.
Some sitcoms Ill be pitching next month: 1) OH F*CK 2) MY D*CKWAD BROTHER 3) I'M TIRED OF THIS SH*T 4) MY FAMILY IS A BUNCH OF SH*TF*CKS
Will.I.Am has 'promised something spectacular' for the halftime show. Maybe another group will play instead?
Tyler the Creator is basically Andrew Dice Clay with a skateboard.
The Ettes video I directed featuring @PattonOswalt is FINALLY up as a HD clip! THIS is the only way to see it! http://t.co/BR988SZ Thanks!
TONIGHT on The Best Show On WFMU: comedy legend CHRIS ELLIOTT! Plus the usual mirth music and mayhem! wfmu.org! 9-midnight EST! RT please!
Brian Williams is the world's funniest anchorman and the 71,338,832th funniest American.
This whole Netflix thing is a travesty. I hope people can pull together and cope with the unfairness of having to pay for entertainment.