Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Eating rhubarb because IDGAF (i don't get a lot of fiber) #haters
Sometimes you gotta bite off more than you can chew and go TREX mode on life
Jesus god what is wrong with cleveland sports
TRIED TO GET A FOUR LOKEY. Got a TWISTED TEA. ITS GOOD. RASPBERRY.
Paprika gets more run than anything on diners drive-ins and dives and its not even close
Need bagel thrown at me like a life preserver
American apparel makes some of the wackest shit in the world
The thirst is 100% organic, grass-fed thirst. Free range thirst
Man - Gruden really struggles with hispanic names. GonZAlez, sanCHEZ
jean claude von stroke
Lol i just gave a lyft ride to a girl who, if memory serves, turned me down for a date in 2008 because i was an intern at the time
Need to get out of downtown cleveland ASAP AFAP