@haacked There are only 2 hard problems in Computer Science. Naming things, cache invalidation and off-by-one errors.

@picardtips Scotty dealing with management tips: start out by exclaiming it is impossible. The outcome always makes you look good.

RT @importantshock: If they ever discover a hormone related to skepticism, I hope they call it preposterone.

Sparkup looks great http://github.com/rstacruz/sparkup
TextMate plugin for HTML text creation.

@steveklabnik this one. clearly.  http://www.adelaideglassblocks.com.au/sites/default/files/images/Scottys%20Motel%20(3).jpg …

Actually, called “scotty’s”, but OMG GIANT SCOTSMAN!

@abcnewsadelaide why the #adelaide hashtag?

You do realise that Mt Gambier is _not_ a suburb of Adelaide, right?

Is it just me, or does "I Feel Fantastic", the @jonathancoulton song, seem like it's about @hotdogsladies?

@glennf  http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin1999-50.html …

9V batteries are lethal, dammit!

@wilshipley @clear_me “; DROP TABLE users;

That’s my default password when I see restrictions like that.

@mrgan @scottsimpson And allow the next closest stranger to punch you in the face.

Dear Safari. I never, ever want to go to http://t.co/PNBcX8h5

KTHXBYE

@kluepfel @uliwitness And to get rid of someone you appointed, is a disappointment.

@justin just… okay, I’m out.

@justin just do it in method_missing.

@justin just monkey patch it in later.

@sc_k @divbyzero I like one that looks like cookie monster.

lol. The Messages beta installation package was signed with a certificate that has now expired.

Syncing timeline position one DM status in great in @tweetbot, but now I need TweetBot for Mac!

I love TextMate 2's completion that recognises I am adding a prefix, and only completes the prefix.

Let us not forget the man born this day whose message changed the world and gave us the principles by which we live: Isaac Newton.