If u love someone set them free.. if they go, it was never meant to be. If they return, they probably booked a ticket on Kingfisher Airlines

Mind = Blown!! - A knight can travel across every square on a chess board without overlapping - http://t.co/8eBuXeIS

Breaking News : Indian govt launches a new firewall called S.I.B.A.L - Social Internet Blocking ALgorithm

5 years ago nobody would have imagined that we'd be touching our phone screens more than we touch ourselves..

Calm down. It wasn't an earthquake in Delhi. Nitin Gadkari just got off the chopper.

Song for mumbai train commuters :
"Hey I just met you...
And this is crazy...
But you're standing on my foot..
So fuck off maybe?"

Somebody give Arnab the nuclear missile launch codes. Let's end this once and for all..

In case of earthquake : Please tweet!! DO NOT go to an open area. DO NOT help ur neighbours & coworkers. The internet needs to know FIRST!!

BRILLIANT ..BRILLIANT PICTURE!! - "@goregaonwala: This is not Tahrir Square.  http://instagr.am/p/SKsjavh-YM/ "

Lol.Check This out. Some Indian guy has put up his resume as an app on the Play store- "Resume "Rakesh Kumar Jha"" -  https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.kt.rakeshkumarjha …

If you're still wondering why everyone is talking about Jackie Shroff or his #MaushiChiGaand ..please watch this - http://t.co/h8YPUNBg

You're the Feni in my glass..
You're the hottie at Sunday mass.
You're the chorizo in my pao..
You're the model in my gao.
-Feni soaked boy

Oh lord. Vibrators are trending in India. Gentlemen... judgement day is upon us. The machines have risen. Run while you still can..

#ThingsWeFindHot Boiling water

Come to Goa next time #Metallica. People will be too drunk to even climb the stage..

Fuck! It's December already. The world ends in another 20 days.. And so many of u haven't even got laid yet. Tsk. Start working on it folks

Wife left a note on d fridge "This isn't working.I'm leaving u". Husband opened d fridge,& saw it was ok & said "WTF was she talking about?"

Lol. Cool stuff - Studio Exec: RICKY GERVAIS & STEPHEN FRY'S DELETED TWITTER CONVERSATION -  http://www.thestudioexec.com/2013/03/ricky-gervais-stephen-frys-deleted.html?m=1%E2%80%AD … (via @hackatac )

CUT MY LIFE INTO THESIS .... THIS IS MY LAST REPORT....!!

Did anyone's grandmother try to kill today's TOI with fire, thinking it was possessed? #volkswagen