Dear Internet: Stop Calling ‘The Hunger Games’ A ‘Battle Royale’ Rip-Off http://t.co/2S1MmyAX

@unholy_jackass but you can make him retweet shit.

@unholy_jackass all the way back to Theseus and the Minotaur.

@unholy_jackass Your positivism impacts me negatively.

@unholy_jackass you're fucking time? That's talent.

@unholy_jackass just took a shower fir this very reason.

@unholy_jackass if it had been Don Knotts, that bastard brown nosing little Opie shit would have kept telling that reddit is cooler.

12A-seatback-left-tablet arrived from mysterious stranger today. Yeah for #karma!

Re-branding myself as the "Precisely Pedantic Puma". http://t.co/18yLJ5Ae

Sorry, couldn't retweet/repost your crap due to a life for the last three hours.

@unholy_jackass just the symptom, not the disease.