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@notbillwalton Newt I think you were a little hard on Obama. So was Kim Jong, Gaddafi, and Osama
“@jenniwoww: Why did people just boo Bruce Springsteen during the #121212Concert ?” They were probably yelling Bruce you fucken idiot
"I get ______ like ________."
"I'm so _______ like ________."
"Im _____ like _______." #HowToRapLikeLilWayne
When I was younger I was under the impression that quick sand was going to be a serious issue in life
@jarrettjack03 it makes sense now why you didn't pass Steph the ball, obviously couldn't see him #OpenYourEyes pic.twitter.com/p0FZssHijP
Kim and Kanye's baby will have huge cheeks, all depends if it will be in the face or ass
@no_cut_card little brother released a song BET said was too smart for its viewers, maybe that's why some of these ppl don't know phonte
Tomorrow in 3rd world countries they will be finding out that the 49ers won the Super Bowl
@no_cut_card story sounds like when Stan finally lost it after all his attempts to contact eminem
When standing in line, I only hate the people in front of me. Everyone behind me is cool
It's 9:30 in the morning and you're buying natty ice. Reevaluate your life
Customer came in, took a case and walked out. When I confronted him he said "a bombing happened and you're worried about this?" Fuck off
My niece is sucha little lady, tonight at dinner she asked me if she can be excused to the other room to fart. Keep doin you baby girl
@honorsenglish showing why he is honors English and Lil Wayne is remedial English
You may say that I'm a dreamer, but I'm not
