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Michael Jordan got 30k points in over 200 fewer games than Kobe.
When I was younger I was under the impression that quick sand was going to be a serious issue in life
Kim and Kanye's baby will have huge cheeks, all depends if it will be in the face or ass
Tomorrow in 3rd world countries they will be finding out that the 49ers won the Super Bowl
When standing in line, I only hate the people in front of me. Everyone behind me is cool
It's 9:30 in the morning and you're buying natty ice. Reevaluate your life
Customer came in, took a case and walked out. When I confronted him he said "a bombing happened and you're worried about this?" Fuck off
My niece is sucha little lady, tonight at dinner she asked me if she can be excused to the other room to fart. Keep doin you baby girl