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Obama promised to reform healthcare when campaigning. He won. He kept his promise. Elections have consequences. #gopcodered Sore losers.
The presence of live basil in supermarkets is proof that God loves us...just kidding; there's no God. But damn, that stuff smells good!
I had to find a paperclip so I could reset a router. The instructions also mentioned smoking at my desk and drinking a martini at lunch.
Good news! Had my first vegetarian Thanksgiving, and giving up meat had no effect on my gluttony. Ooooooooooh.
Oh sweet Jesus. Born again Goodwill guy is trying to talk theology. (Hip priest left already.) Kill me.
Plus side for emoticons: very hard to convey subtle emotional tones with text only. Minus: I feel like a teenage girl when I use them.
Goddamn. This makes me want to leave the country. http://www.economist.com/node/16636027?story_id=16636027
Just bought toilet paper for me and enemas my mom needs because she's having a colonoscopy. Checkout guy looked at me with such pity...
I would totally buy this safe-for-work pinup calendar. http://www.ufunk.net/en/humour/eizo-pin-up-calendar-2010-le-nu-plus-quintegral/
The fact that I haven't shanked anyone today is a tribute to my Buddhism. And to the fact that I don't have a shank.
Facebook privacy tempest is overrated; just never put anything private on the Internet. Anywhere. On any site.
If you find yourself using the word "blogosphere," you're doing it wrong. Whatever you're doing, it's wrong.
Just got an obvious #spam from #earthlink about signing up for Earthlink. What a bunch of fucktards.
Good side of being sick? Freaky dreams as I drift in and out of sleep. Bad side of being a geek? One dream involved entering an IP address.
I don't get the iPad hate from hardcore geeks. It's limited and locked down, but I LOVE that people can use it WITHOUT ASKING ME FOR HELP!
It doesn't count unless it's documented and repeatable.