Well done Fox News. Managed to put Egypt on the wrong continent! http://yfrog.com/hs6iwuj

We are never ever ever getting back together!
http://t.co/5xAWVIgu

An exasperated pr lady is walking through the This Morning corridors saying 'Oh God, I've lost a Jedward! Why can't they just stay still?!'

What happened in this blokes life to make him so cruel and soul less. Utterly shocking footage of how low we can sink http://t.co/xznn4ho

Remember. When you are in deep s**t ... look straight ahead and keep your mouth shut! http://yfrog.com/gzz0edoj

RT @charles_hrh: No, Harry, we cannot "pretend it was Ed Sheeran".

Osama bin Laden has sent Barack Obama a coded message to let him know that he's still alive:
"3 7 0 H S S V
0 7 7 3 H"

Let's hope this will one day be seen as the turning point on the road to peace and that we are a step closer to getting our troops home.

If you want to know About Alice then here's the link to her blog
http://t.co/R5Dlls9
#alicebucketlist

Good grief!! :) http://twitpic.com/4wlcu6

Wooooooooooo! Happy Halloween :) http://t.co/Wc1diy7X

RT @charles_hrh: Team GB are winning medals as easy as stealing bubbles from a child. http://t.co/TiKhvKsN

Ha!!

RT @janiel24: "@jacques_aih: Sircumcision = Having your "knighthood" removed."

Ha ha ha! Excellent :)

Just watched it with @hollywills .. Incredible RT @hgn53k:http://t.co/49TMi9KB Octopus crawls on land and gives spectators a crab!

If you've been asking, I can finally let you know the date that the McFly 'Cube' special will be shown!! It's on ITV1 on Sat June 11th :)

Ok @sarahmillican75 I think it's time you stepped into The Cube :)
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“@alancook666: You son are the fakest f***ing idiot on TV..you got enough dosh now so why cant you just f**k off

Anger issues Alan? :)

I just heard that one of my very brave twitter friends @littlemunchkin has passed away. My deepest condolences to her family & friends.
:(

Well done @tomdaley1994 incredibly high scoring night and a brilliant bronze. We're all so proud and your Dad would be bursting with pride.

So @mittromney London wasn't ready? THAT is how you stage an Olympics. And as we say here .... You Sir, are an arse.
#mittromney