Who needs good grammar when you have a hooka?

cody the cicada killer wasp

A night with nothing going on after 5 or 6 nights of gettin crazy is almost depressing

partied with 80 strangers. enjoyed it.

We leave, sheriff shows up, we win

Bob dahms and @andr333a are neck and neck for the worst back seat driver ever award

explaining to the youth of america that Speedoz are what get you hoes

Outgrowing my speedo. #BigDick #BigAss #BigBoobs

Wanna know why I don't have hair on my balls? Hair doesn't grow on steel

My treasure trail got caught in my belt

Im more excited for avatar the legend of korra than I am to get out of highschool

Julia Luecke in the Pride Acedemy. The world is gonna blow up.

It should be mentioned that my father holds a record at FHS for track: most broken hurdles in one run (9)

#TeamSchoolBoy

@bethtomita was more worried than I was last night

We're in the same boat if you miss the rainbow parachute too

Starting a team of students and faculty members to launch an assassination attempt on Kony

Its cool if my next weekend wants to be like this one

Ya, I guess I could have NOT yelled SchoolBoy and got disqualified on my last dive, but if I hadnt, I would have 2 less friends #Prioritize

Cigarettes DO make you look cool