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I just don't understand raising your voice in a workplace. People should be called out when they're not handling shit like adults.
I promise it's hella legal. No assault charges.
If you ever witness a grownass adult throwing a fit in a restaurant or store, you have every right to kick them in the back of the knees.
I start the day by thinking about how much I do not want to start the day.
I gave a customer our 10% discount today just because she was cute. Don't tell my boyfriend~
Then he ran back saying "I don't wanna seem too eager."
My brother heard the pizza guy's car and ran to the front door saying "It's time" in a batman voice.
It's actually seriously embarrassing if you go to unblock somebody on mobile and accidentally start following them. Omg.
I know better, but I never act better
I'm alive, I'm awake, and I'm coming to kill you
old people always give me nickels instead of quarters when cashing out. they're probably like fuck it I'm olllld I can get away with this.
It's getting colder...you know what that means? Time to shake the cat's toys out of my boots.
You know "don't hate the player, hate the game." Except don't just hate the game; flip the game right off the table and stomp on the pieces.
But I have an issue with the article acting like it's all to be expected when girls become friends. You gotta unlearn all that girl-hate.
Life is hard for me because I think I'm hilarious, but I also know I'm not.
got no time/no patience for ur apathy
"Suddenly everyone's a politician?" Fuck off, it's such a good thing that people express their opinions and beliefs about their government