my mother's across from me rn and she's pretty pissed off but everything she's sharing on fb is cheery and includes exclamation points

can bugs fly in the rain or does the rain push them to the ground

honestly what's life even about besides making smores

smash my head in like you just did with that soda can. do it.

wake up and smell the routine

wanna tuck that smile into my pocket, take it out and look at it from time to time

there's no life like low life

grey hoodie, grey pants, grey life

I was half tempted to pick up "mother to be" dollarstore pins for all my childless coworkers this morning after my shift. Help em with tips.

Somebody in this house has been recording the new Doctor Whos. It's seriously testing my patience to wait to watch the show with Brendan.

if you're happy and you know it,
tell me how

homemade dunkaroos

shout out to @singlehiccup for having the best twitter name and also bc i miss heem

She sounds sane to me. Lauryn Hill Ordered by the Court to Undergo “Counseling” Due to her “Conspiracy Theories”  http://shar.es/lF63H 

I told my brother that Lauren and I have been best friends for over a decade now and he looked so disgusted. Then he called me old. K buddy.

sometimes i think about all the beauty product i've ever bought and then i want to punch myself in the face

I just really love the way Beyonce sings "damn I think I love that boy, do anything for that boy" and idk I just think about it a lot

looks good enough to eat pic.twitter.com/CpJFdKm2lg

My ma just made guinness cupcakes. She gon get chocolate wasted.

I want kaleidoscope pattern print on everything I own