If you're pirating $2 iOS apps you really need to have a sit down and re-evaluate your priorities in life.

Some geek posts his genome to github. A smartass makes changes and issues a pull request.

http://j.mp/fpH8Rr

I heartily approve.

Git is like a onion. There are lots of layers of complexity for you to peel away. Plus, it makes you cry.

How to stop the new Google Maps from tracking you.

 http://bit.ly/TQ4mnZ 

What the hell/

Don’t be evil there Google (via @kontra)

At least  http://app.net  is 100% secure.

It is utterly impossible to compromise 250K users there.

So Google's "Don't be evil" is trumped by Verizon's "Be very very evil"?

Samsung would never copy Apple. http://t.co/VYNI9MPQ

This guy is a dick, but I’m really glad he is and more people need to be dicks too: http://tinyurl.com/264resf

Best joke I've heard in a while: "I was kidnapped by a troupe of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me."

If you haven’t run this, you should:

git config --global credential.helper osxkeychain

Don't do this:

arc4random() % val

Do this:

arc4random_uniform(val)

My In laws told me that an Apple genius taught them how to kill running apps on their iPad to make it run faster.

WTF? Nice work "genius"

You want pixel perfect "glass" buttons. Use private API UIGlassButton on sim to generate your PNG file for you: http://pastie.org/830884

[UIImage imageWithText:@"💩"];

The PERFECT placeholder image.

FLOORED. Completely & utterly floored. TouchJSON benchmarks: 2000000 iterations.
Old code. 22.5846 secs.
ARC code: 16.9997 secs

No one was wondering what Josh Topolsky was wearing on his head because they were too mesmerized by his chest hair.

 http://www.theverge.com/2013/2/22/4013406/i-used-google-glass-its-the-future-with-monthly-updates …

Alright you asked for it.

Setting up Jenkins and Xcode and Github and Testflight on a brand new Mac Mini.

 https://gist.github.com/4033966 

“At least Android gives me the choice to install shitty, badly written, ad-filled, battery monitoring tools if I wanted to. That’s Freedom!”

I do like I can use Find my iPhone to find my Mac Pro.

"Yup still at the desk".
"Yup. still there."
"Nope, hasn't moved an inch".

I don’t want your fucking app:

 http://idontwantyourfuckingapp.tumblr.com