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REDO: It's one percent inspiration, ninety-nine percent perspiration, and forfty-seven percent making up numbers.
Robin Thicke was 9 when a 40 year old Alan Thicke was fucking a 17 year old Kristy Swanson and I'm sure that has nothing to do with anything
Living in San Francisco is living in a place where everyone sets not just their alarm clocks, but all clocks roughly thirty minutes ahead
I’ve started shooting myself in the ankle, considering the feet are pretty much gone at this point.
@zejuria Have you heard this list? It was not from a #CBB episode: http://patbaer.tumblr.com/post/60184901802/on-sunday-at-the-cards-against-humanity-panel-at …
You can tell we live in a world that cyberpunk literature predicted because of all the cracked touchscreens
GASTROPUB is the LAMEST DECEPTICON that turns into a fighting hamburger with brie.
“Fuck you, Mark Zuckerberg!” : Insult yelled at me by drunk derelict on 16th and Mission tonight. Best insult ever or best insult ever?