I've seen things you wouldn't believe. Delayed jobs, asynchronous. I've watched them flicker through the queues, gone like tears in rain.

After, with a touch of gel to stand the forelock up to fulfill @willie's 'Biker Gang Mug Photo' request #fb http://t.co/tpllr0Fb

Where else can you learn about Improv, Analytics, and Arduinos in the same day? #BarCampRDU

Understatement of the UNIX Epoch : "If you've worked with NFS, you know it's not that simple. … problems can be a bear to troubleshoot"

@damon @rts it better be like The Matrix... "I need iPads." <whizzing racks from no-where> "Whoa."

(succesful people) have shifted from a fear of failure to a fear of regret #TEDxTriangleNC

Happy Birthday to Sarah Palin : you are a role model for every young lady who aspires to be elected homecoming queen then quit before prom

Congrats to the 2013 Ruby Heroes!
@sandimetz @mperham @brixen @hone02 @raggi @lindaliukas @phenriettak @karrisaarinen
#railsconf

@mperham seed pods from a sweet gum tree  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liquidambar_styraciflua …

@willie sounds like an opportunity for a 'quantified child' startup : Sickbit. Illband.

@ocell be sure to tweet us again when it tops 100 for a couple weeks next summer ;)

Real Mothers of Violent Children :
 http://anarchistsoccermom.blogspot.com/2012/12/thinking-unthinkable.html …
/via @elight

@shepherdfx yea, I say to thee, verily!

@dhh memories of BREW, disabled Bluetooth profiles, and resistance to pre-iPhone smartphones should've warned all not to trust the Big Red V

@base10 http://t.co/RkruIZKl

@schwa dt Raleigh dinner recs : Sitti (Lebanese), Remedy Diner (Vegan), Luna (Italian), Beasley's (Fried Chicken) & Raleigh Times for beer

@simplebits @frogandcode Congratulations, that looks swank!

Boom! goes the dynamite

"The Phi brand will, at first at least, be applied to specialized coprocessors designed for highly parallel tasks."
http://t.co/tyIcwi0o

Programming is often just a fancy word for finding all the ways people will do dumb stuff… and disallowing it