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Jurassic Park Is Not the Best Place To Go Because We're Still Testing Everything But OK If You Insist #FullLengthMovieTitles
Some people feel pointing out that Chris Brown beats women becomes wearying. I always like to remind them that Chris Brown beats women.
LOL @ the squadron of incredulous Dawkinites commenting in this FeedBuzz article: http://vrunt.info/feedbuzz/the-top-six-craziest-richarddawkins-tweets-of-2013-so-far/ … (Thank you @methadonna and @vrunt)
All the Toys-R-Us kids who didn't want to grow up in that commercial are grown up now. Some of them are probably dead.
When I find out who's been stealing my edible underwear out of the fridge at work there will be hell to pay. Those are prescription.
#SecretMarioAreas Mario and Luigi debate the ending of Inception.
A rapper tear gassed a Swede pop act for deleting a CBS drama from a DVR. Yes it's true: Ma$e Maced Ace Of Base For Erasing Without A Trace.
Oh god, I didn't know what @pftompkins was on about until this cursory Google: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/596792432/forts-and-the-inbetween … What a cloying sack of murky hubris!
Shout out to "I Am Helping A Food Bank Feed A Family" being printed on my girlfriend's bag of sex toys.
He's making a list. He's checking it twice. He's checking it again. He can't stop checking it. People are attempting to wrestle it from him.
I feel a certain ethical responsibility to share @2tonbug's "Ghost Car" monologue song regularly, lest it be forgotten: http://cooldate.tumblr.com/post/32414262362/ghost-car-by-2tonbug-presented-at-cool-date-2 …
There are no atheists in foxholes. No religious people, either. There are mainly foxes in there.