DevOps Folklore: Turn off the lights and say “MongoDB” three-times into a mirror, and your lost data will re-appear.

My business plan is to just kinda show up

@danadanger And holy shit. Look at Google: http://t.co/Qv5XNCNp

My new company is going to be in stealth mode for the next five years, while I work on the landing page.

I think the Ruby community really lucked out by getting the JRuby team. So many other languages are struggling.

@tenderlove Uploading CSVs and triggering the import over SOAP, then I'm polling the SOAP API to see when it's completed so I ca KILL ME NOW

I for one am abandoning MRI on the server. The only pain points w/ JRuby is the JVM tuning and monitoring—which is a general Ruby problem.

The Inbox on @github is a blackhole of noise. I hope it's on the list of things to mop up.

The other reason I like Ruby better: Library authors tend to be more introspective, asking "why?" rather than "why are you so dumb?"

If you are not a bank, please set your cookies to expire every 6 months and refresh it each time I log in.

HAPPY NEW IPHONE!!!!

Pretty sure our codebase has devolved into us trying to fuck with each other.

I like to pretend that HBO’s True Blood is a story about the ravages of Meth in the South.

And lo, @fxn declares "Because I said so" and shits upon the carpet.

This time tomorrow, MongoDB will be ripped out of our Production environment. Feels good, man.

@joedamato That is correct. http://t.co/9Nsm9jpe

@ilyasu @rbranson that North Korean declaration reads a lot like Wordpress spam.

The neighborhood is talking about a stolen bicycle #irvinetweets

Also, Dog + Roomba = Gold. No need to exercise your dog anymore. Just press the CLEAN button and drink your coffee.

Java refusing to compile because I forgot a semi-colon. Sorry I left the toilet seat up.