The King is a tough guy...a fighter!

@justinroberts announcement of John Cena's name lasts longer than Kim Kardashian's marriage #nomorekimjokes

The people who stand on the beach during the storm remind me of the folks on the roof welcoming the aliens in Independence Day!!

Woo Woo Woo You Gnome it Bro! http://t.co/0iI9F7x4

If athletes get athletes foot... what do astronauts get?... Missile-toe!
Man oh man i am on a role!

Ryback & Sons Moving Company
You need us? Just feed us! You Pack em, We Stack em!

I'm hoping tonight on Raw I can interview the Spanish Announce Table and find out how it withstood not 1..but 2 RKO's! Built Ford Tough!

How do Spanish Sheep say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad!.. oh baby, i still got it!

Great Survivor Series! Everyone get out of here now so I can start sweeping up!
#broomstofloors

Lesnar's Moving & Storage - Dont Let Just Any Slouches Move Your Couches! We Chuck Em' Before We Truck Em'!

Tim Te-Bro does it again! Wow

I didnt even know they put the Spanish ring in there tonight!! Wow!

Lie detector test! its baby daddy time!! #Raw

RIP Spanish announce table!

I was driving around the city blasting "Somebody Call My Momma" and I got a ticket for Funk Driving!!

@zackryder Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call fine print! #sickpickuplines

Nothing says "im gonna punch your lights out" like walking to the ring with Justin Bieber!

Broski US Champ - Mission Accomplished!

My thoughts and prayers go out to the Spanish Announce Table! Till we meet again my friend!

Forget Honorary Jets Captain! Let @johncena suit up and QB against the Colts today!