I think they have started to run out of ideas for calendars pic.twitter.com/d8PWItvW

Oh my god look at this underground joke about the iOS6 http://t.co/VlGbeAHk (via. @felixsalmon)

US breaks into tears. China breaks into tears. Team GB dive into the pool fully clothed and starts screaming. We win there I think.

Incredible Eden Hazard Specsavers ad in today’s newspapers: pic.twitter.com/I5PszwbA

See anyone homeless sleeping out in the snow today? Ring 0300 500 0914 or  http://streetlink.org.uk  to help them get out of the cold.

The front page of The Guardian tomorrow is amazing (via @suttonnick) http://t.co/5AMErI6O

BEST EVER CORRECTION EVER RT @mintowtczyz: The Sun has apologised to space aliens. pic.twitter.com/QAPjZvZMx9

I have applied for Yahoo!'s 12 month unpaid Editorial Internship, but I wrote this in the application: (@internaware) http://t.co/AQG6U8UI

The latest Private Eye cover is spot on about Julian Assange in the Ecuadorian Embassy - http://t.co/Z8WURwgn

This Private Eye 'apology' is spot on http://t.co/QnK9C22Q

This is the most homoerotic performance I've ever seen. And I've seen McFly #thevoiceuk http://t.co/fNxeN0hj

FINALLY. Marks and Spencers have worked out what you need to help you with the ironing RT @zachtpepper  http://twitpic.com/cxktln 

Am I the only one who finds the name Seetickets HIGHLY IRONIC at this time? #hackneyweekend

Did you get a present from your horrible ex? Do what this marvellous person did and put your gifts, unopened, on eBay.  http://bit.ly/Vi1Nii 

STUDENT? @thetimes is running a writing competition. Winner receives £5000 and a day at the paper -  http://www.thetimes.co.uk/writingcompetition … #lovetolearn

This is simply stunning, weird, bizarre, enthralling, funny television. #Eastenders

Epic front page image in @thetimes tomorrow. Garrett McNamara rides record-breaking 100ft wave.  http://thetim.es/TSPACK  pic.twitter.com/miT64rh9

Chris Moyles says his human rights are being infringed (front page of tomorrow’s Times) pic.twitter.com/H4FtkKMA

I seriously think this is the best quote about the news ever. Seriously applicable after today. pic.twitter.com/SEt3Com7on

If you've ever had a reject letter for a job at the BBC, at least it wasn't as bad as this one: http://t.co/KMetcCTH via @lettersofnote