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Reason why most people come on Twitter is looking for a imaginary friends from different time zones.
If someone calls you lazy...do not respond.
If you try to use Apple's iOS 6 maps, you might discover a new planet.
Twitter is funny place a 16yrs old gives relationship advice, a 24yrs old Retweets him & a 40yrs add LOL!! RT to it
Relationships are not about "I want this" or "I want that", Its about "Lets try this" or Lets try that"
98days of Bigg Boss, 72days until world ends. Dear Salman Khan please don't fool me just like your movies. #BB6
Apologizing doesn't mean the other person is right. It means other person is stubborn.
It is easy to have sex in dark but difficult to plug in your charger.
I follow small accounts, they have something new to say, just the way kids inspire adults & adults copy them but asks kids to shut up.
My week on twitter: 154 death threat received, 15 new block, 236 mother/sister mentions received.
There should be #Bollywood song titled #BharatBandh which can be played on this special day.
I tried to book iPhone5 online, I received an email from apple "LOL.!! Please check your bank account."
I miss the days when people wrote things on public toilet, Now everyone has finally signed up for Twitter.
I have stopped watching porn from the day I met you & you tell me this is not Love.
If you made your girl say sorry, you did not win a fight you won a girl who really loves you.
If x is my unknown girl friend, ex is the derivative of x
Just mastrubated in 15.92 seconds. Bad Luck the Olympics are 4 years away.
Is it a question if there's no question mark at the end.
Abhinav Bindra Contract Cancelled. Now signing Gagan Narang for killing my Mother in Law.