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USING ONLY MY DEPRESSION I WILL MAKE THIS ENTIRE TRAY OF DRINKS DISAPPEAR
When you yawn it is because a ghost is prying your mouth open and trying to fit inside.
don't you hate it when you go to the grocery store but it turns out the only thing you needed was to kill yourself
how many calories is crying
"Waldo. We have your daughter. Listen to me carefully. WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU."
HI IM JAY Z AND I HAVE 99 PROBLEMS BUT THANKS TO BURT'S BEES CHAPPED LIPS ISNT ONE OF THEM *glances fearfully offscreen.
Endless regret or it didn't happen.
you broke my heart do you want a receipt
Fall in love like you're falling through a glass coffee table
wanna lick the hesitation off of you
see that sad little girl sitting on the marble stairs, that's the secret ingredient in diet coke
are you a coldplay song? you look like a coldplay song
RT if you've ever felt like a toy the universe loves too much and plays with too hard.
"it's obvious" I said to the stuffed animals. "what this party needs is more sparklers."
Bawl so hard motherfuckers want to rub my arm lightly.
DO NOT LOOK AT OR FEED THE ART. DO NOT ACKNOWLEDGE THE ARTIST. PRETEND THE CAGE IS EMPTY. IT IS.
my signature move is "i can't do this, i'm in love with someone else"
how could blood ever bear to leave you
hey girl are you christmas because i can't remember why i was ever excited about you and every year you still make me sad
"it's ok if you don't cum while doing the dishes, a lot of girls don't" is something i just said out loud to myself while doing the dishes