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*catches the bouquet at a funeral*
why did you say hi if you didn't want to be together
USING ONLY MY DEPRESSION I WILL MAKE THIS ENTIRE TRAY OF DRINKS DISAPPEAR
When you yawn it is because a ghost is prying your mouth open and trying to fit inside.
let me tell you something about breaking something that is already broken
So You Think You Can Cum Without Crying
i would like to collaborate with your mouth
don't you hate it when you go to the grocery store but it turns out the only thing you needed was to kill yourself
remember to thank people if they tell you their full name because now you can use it in spells
"she loves me, she loves me not" except it's you removing articles of clothing from a girl you couldn't care less about
*gets down on one knee and gives you head*
i'm not here to make good decisions ok
what happened was i confused depression with intimacy
"you're making it worse" me every time i look in a mirror
Fall in love like you're falling through a glass coffee table
twisted dark fantasies about emotional stability
lower yr expectations lower them gently into the ground
"Waldo. We have your daughter. Listen to me carefully. WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU."
you look a lot like someone else i knew who was disappointed in me too
"i always wanted to fuck the most depressed cheerleader in the world"