USING ONLY MY DEPRESSION I WILL MAKE THIS ENTIRE TRAY OF DRINKS DISAPPEAR

When you yawn it is because a ghost is prying your mouth open and trying to fit inside.

don't you hate it when you go to the grocery store but it turns out the only thing you needed was to kill yourself

HI IM JAY Z AND I HAVE 99 PROBLEMS BUT THANKS TO BURT'S BEES CHAPPED LIPS ISNT ONE OF THEM *glances fearfully offscreen.

"Waldo. We have your daughter. Listen to me carefully. WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU."

how many calories is crying

Endless regret or it didn't happen.

are you a coldplay song? you look like a coldplay song

"it's obvious" I said to the stuffed animals. "what this party needs is more sparklers."

see that sad little girl sitting on the marble stairs, that's the secret ingredient in diet coke

wanna lick the hesitation off of you

RT if you've ever felt like a toy the universe loves too much and plays with too hard.

Bawl so hard motherfuckers want to rub my arm lightly.

DO NOT LOOK AT OR FEED THE ART. DO NOT ACKNOWLEDGE THE ARTIST. PRETEND THE CAGE IS EMPTY. IT IS.

"it's ok if you don't cum while doing the dishes, a lot of girls don't" is something i just said out loud to myself while doing the dishes

HI NEW FOLLOWERS. OH I DONT HAVE ANY. OH. IM NOT TALENTED. OH. THIS IS A WALK IN FREEZER. I AM NOT COMING OUT.

how could blood ever bear to leave you

i want to kiss your wrists until i can see through them

In dog years I’m pretty depressed.

My favorite picture of us is where we hold hands and watch the city burn.