Just came up with an idea for an app that helps you detect and avoid people who have ideas for apps.

Legendary Simpsons writer Mike Reiss is raising money for hilarious play he wrote. RUBBLE  http://shar.es/Zp943  via @sharethis

I never feel more powerful than when I withhold traffic tips from my local radio station.

I tweeted "Retirement communities are gray areas" then realized I may have seen that tattooed on Goldie Hawn in 1968.

Retirement communities are gray areas.

Seth MacFarlane Makes ‘Simpsons’ Debut On Season Finale  http://www.deadline.com/2013/05/seth-macfarlane-makes-simpsons-debut-on-season-finale/ … via @nikkifinke

"DISTURBING CLAIM ABOUT MAN WHO CHAINED TEEN GIRLS TO WALLS FOR TEN YEARS" Oh no, don't tell me he also did something disturbing.

"Well, what can a poor boy do, except pay 600 dollars to see a rock and roll band..." #stonestickets

E! NEWS TWITTER FEED HACKED: I knew something was wrong when they tweeted a story I gave a shit about.

The hardest thing about Saturday mornings is deciding which computer repair show to listen to on the radio.

THIS JUST IN: CNN declares fire "not hot." @cnn

If a character in a TV show is named Trip, I'm assuming you want me to hate him.

"AMERICAN IDOL RATINGS HIT ALL-TIME LOW" Could America's thirst for amateur singing finally be quenched?

Gotta give it up to "mancave" for lasting a lot longer than I thought it would.

In some parts of the country, substitute teachers are called hoagiestute teachers.

I had no idea it was Jackie Robinson who made it popular to yell the N-word in public places.

The worst thing that can happen to a child or elderly person is losing your marbles.

Exciting moment on "The Voice" tonight when a judge had to make a choice that "wasn't easy."

I've done my best to teach my kids about racism, but they're still against it.

What's the name of that song on Mexican radio? You know, the one that's always playing?