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avphibesSethers
Watching SNL is like watching a car crash but not as funny.
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Gooseuserfuckinname
Every time I go to Petsmart, I make sure to wear the exact same thing. Eventually I want them to all call out my name when I enter.
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rsearsuserfuckinname
Earlier I went to the bathroom but forgot my iPhone. I was *so* bored.
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Gooseavphibes
Due to unprecedented low ratings, Autumn has been cancelled. We now join Winter, already in progress. http://yfrog.com/5rmtwj
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abrahamveghjoannkc
If you get a Hot Pocket in Russia, I'll bet it's just filled with smaller and smaller Hot Pockets.
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Gooseavphibes
@marcoarment I worked in  retail, people used all those variations, plus: Mac Phone, Apple phone, iPod store, etc. My fave: iApple touch.
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marcoarmentfoolishsyntax
Almost shaved my beard this morning but I decided to let her sleep. #justkidding #notgay #seriously
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joannkcavphibes
As far as you know, I'm awesome at Russian Roulette.
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Gooseavphibes
If I go to bed now, I'll just have to get up again tomorrow.
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joannkc
Looking through the IKEA catalog. I bet Scrabble is really fucking easy in Sweden.
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ImAwake2
What's the best way to subtly tell your followers to star your tweets if they like them?

No reason.
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PowerLlama
When was your first time hearing "Party in the USA?" Mine was just now, in the Ballys locker room. Next to naked old men.
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avphibes
In case you can't tell, this tweet is in cursive.
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AdInsanitum
Some guy was reading the newspaper in the bathroom stall. What, he doesn't have an iPhone?
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joannkc
The smartest thing I've ever done is marry my wife.
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ImAwake2
Tonight's opening ceremony brought to you by Elsinore Brewery.
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Goose
Little known fact: Bone marrow was originally called bone "nougat."
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avphibes
My boss: "Basecamp is like a Facebook Twitter." What I wanted to say: "Can we add some tumblr blog Flickr?"
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joannkc
.@gruber @chockenberry So can we use the iPad dock to type on our iPhones and iPod touches now?
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joannkc
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