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Oh my god. Why did I go on Twitter last night? From now on, I need to have someone take away my phone when I get drunk.
When I get married, first dance is going to be the entire bridal party dancing to a choreographed version of #gagnamstyle. #weddingpocalypse
Did I just exhaust myself dancing #gagnamstyle at #weddingpocalypse? Yes. Yes I did. Props to the DJ for playing the song.
The MC just busted out a Game of Thrones reference #weddingpocalypse
Aaaaand the groom starts his speech by quoting the marriage speech from Princess Bride #weddingpocalypse
Sitting at my parents place playing Minecraft while waiting for the #weddingpocalypse reception
THE DAY IS UPON US, THE DAY OF THE #WEDDINGPOCALYPSE
Managed to get out of bed a bit earlier today. Maybe enought time to get to Steamrollers for a breakfast burrito before work.
On my way into work. Wish I got up early enough to go to Steamrollers for breakfast.
Damn. Left too late. Not enough time to go to Steamrollers for breakfast. Oh well, maybe tomorrow.
Looking forward to a breakfast burrito from Steamrollers. I has a hungry.
Damn. It's too late to go get a breakfast burrito from Steamrollers. Should have gotten up earlier.
I swear to god, I'm going to find whoever is writing all these twitter spambots and introduce them to my 2x4 of knowledge #AndPain