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If Batman doesn't wear underwear with my picture all over them, then this relationship is as one-sided as I feared.
Your pants say yoga, but your ass says pizza.
The death of Kim Kardashian's cat is headlining yahoo, if you wondered why bills are passed without us knowing.
If I win the lottery tonight, I'm going to fill my car all the way up with gas.
"Luke, I reckon I'm your Pa" - Garth Vader
My rap name is Li'l Urethra cuz my flow is weak.
Safe to say that after 79 dogs in 8 years, I'm a huge dog fan. Mysterious creatures. They live such short lives, and eat SO much chocolate!
Did anyone else go into a furious, violent rage when they found out that George Lucas filmed most of Star Wars here on Earth?
I found a FRUITY Pebble in my box of COCOA Pebbles!! I rescued it, nurtured it, and named it RuPaul.
Kelly Clarkson, and Adele walk into a bar.
Not at the same time, of course. There are fire codes, and laws of physics.
Most people have 32 teeth. Most humans at a Greyhound bus station have 6. It's simple meth.
Gyms are full of people that haven't found the right couch.
I just checked my AOL mail for the first time in 17 years, and yes Dave, I'll go see Braveheart with you.
Being a doctor was awesome a thousand years ago. Back ache? Drill a hole in your head, let the demon out. Headache? Drill. Fever? Drill.
Just saw a black guy with a cowboy hat in a Volkswagen Golf. Your move, Loch Ness Monster
Ben Franklin ties a key to a kite, and he's a hero. I duct tape a kitten to a stop sign, and I'm an asshole? Really, History?
Taco Bell doesn't have a playground, because kids that eat Taco Bell can't climb, or run.
Neighbor's cat has brought a dead bird, a snake, and a mouse to my doorstep. It's wasting its time until I see the head of John Mayer.
Don't you hate it when you craft a great tweet that's so funny that no one stars it due to the tears of laughter filling their eyes?
Host of Sexy Truck Stop Showers on the FUZZ Network. Southwest Regional V.P. of Lionel Richie Fan Club.
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