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I suppose the nice thing about dating yourself is that you only have to get one person drunk to have sex.
The term “Bisexual” is the politically correct way to say you fuck anything.
I finally settled on the perfect title for my book:
"This Book Is Hollow And Contains A Bottle of Gin"
Ugh, Someone farted in this stairwell and now the walls have a fresh coat of vomit and HEY I DON'T REMEMBER EATING THAT
Apparently drinking too much does NOT, in fact, give your liver super powers.
The more you know.
I don't know who's idea it was to have "one last beer" last night, but fuck you.
To operate I.T. with skeleton resources and repeatedly slashed budgets.
Do not change your root password when you're drunk. Do not change your root password when you're drunk. Do not change your root password whe
Success is getting what you want; happiness is wanting what you get.
I speak English, Sarcasm, and Sexual Innuendos.
I just saw a jogger wearing a helmet. A helmet. To jog.
Seriously Darwin, you need to step up your game bro.
The first 25+ degree work day in this town after over 6 months of snow should be a civic effing holiday!
Mac-head unix geek sometimes amateur photographer who drinks enough to make his Irish roots proud. Prehab. Not that you care.