#vt implemented a tax on the cloud. Please RT to get the word out. It happened on the sly. http://t.co/UDxq5dvG #btv #cloudtax

Need a "suppress bodice rippers" option on search results for popular kindle downloads

Crowd, Moderator & Obama to Mitt: Please enjoy this nice, warm glass of STFU #debate

Dear @robdelaney, Please do a show in Burlington, #vt. You = funny & we are chuckle-addicted ticket-buying fools. #btv - how about some RTs?

"Dude, just Bing it" -nobody

All we need is about 45k flashlight app downloads and a little coordination #superbowl

Not looking good for Kurt: "Wright Has Taken Outside Money in the Past" via @seven_days & @andybromage http://t.co/Q3ctbwUm #btvmayor

Are you a registered Ward 1-2-3 voter in #btv? Come to the Dem caucus at the Barnes Sustainability Academy at 6! http://t.co/AgF0kRHQ

Budweiser now capable of invoking joy, sadness and then tears without ever being consumed. #SuperBowl #brandbowl

@hearforward's old office space is for rent! Wired, furnished. Free printer, router, phones & conference room! http://t.co/PKbcpLZ3 #btv #vt

Thrilled to announce that @hearforward has been acquired by @dealerdotcom! http://t.co/TEs2RGGy

Dan Smith & Carina Driscoll are on @mirobtv's Budget Team to tackle #btv finance issues http://t.co/9tYhuCPX #btvmayor #deepbench

I miss being young, when I "outgrew" my clothes instead of "got too fat" for them.

Modern marketing is like going fishing in a pond with 6 billion ADHD fish that only respond to techniques developed that week.

May showers bring soggy pilgrims? Also road work. #btv

Seltzer runs in my veins. Toured the Polar factory in Worcester, MA as part of an Env. Science course in grad sch...  http://bit.ly/16Eg2mA 

It's hard to publicly complain about the lack of @starbucks at Angkor Wat when cell service is so spotty. #a...  http://vine.co/v/bHiuFqMg71I 

How come no cereal commercials? The bowl-based jokes PRACTICALLY WRITE THEMSELVES #brandbowl #SuperBowl

There are roughly 94 degrees of separation between the current temperature in #btv and a healthy temperature for Kevin Bacon's body.

First thing @ryan_hurley has done so far in 2013 is invite our mother to his bachelor party.