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"Might as well face it, it's the dick that you love" - Gay Robert Palmer
I LIVE IN PERTH AND I WANT TO WORK ON THE MINES AND MERGE MY MONARO WITHOUT INDICATING AND GET DOUBLE SHOT COFFEE FOR $3 LETS GET NECK TATTS
If I had to do the same again, I would, my friend, for Nandos. ♪♫♩♬
A PSYCHIC FORGOT TO RENEW THEIR DOMAIN NAME AND IT EXPIRED AND THEY'RE ANGRY AND I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
Business Idea #2,685 - Open a corner shop featuring bizarrely shaped cured meats. Call it Salvador Deli.
Just went to say 'have a great day' and have a great weekend' at the same time to customer.
It sounded like 'Have a great wankend'. I die.
Gay light shaving. Wind your cocks back.
I wonder if Gary Barlow has a poster in his house that says "Keep Calm and Gary On"
Her hand moved between her thighs as he undressed, his turgid member at attention. "CUNTCHOPS!" he said as he stepped on a lego.
If I was a drag queen I'd be called Anita Cuddle. I'd sit in the corner with a wilted feather headdress eating a family pack of Cheezels.
Inventor of 'Bacontasia', the world's first imaginary all-bacon restaurant. One half of the @PodWithNoName podcast. Disco Enthusiast. Hi, Mum!