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I'm proud of Alan Ruck for turning down what I'm sure was a lot of money they offered him to be in the Ferris Bueller car ad. #superbowl
Depressives Dance Party!! Everybody lie down.
"Booooo!" -Ghost kids after being told they can't eat ice cream anymore.
I'm thinking of replacing, "How's it going?" with "EXPLAIN YOURSELF."
Lebron's face after that loss as kid yells at him "GOOD EFFORT! GOOD JOB!" is now in my top 20 favorite sports moments. #nbaplayoffs
Was Billy Crystal playing Melissa McCarthy's mother? #Oscars
I can't wait to hear Chewbacca roar when they face the audience! #royalwedding
I don't know how Bob Costas can discuss anything OTHER than world peace after the important message we were just sent. #halftimeshow
"Look at it this way, bro, at least only ONE of us got AIDS!" (High fives) #lastlineofEntourage
This is the worst Bob Newhart album ever. #ClintEastwood
"She was like the hottest girl I ever had. She was like Pocahontas, dude." -Bros eating next to us
CNN reports #Osama 's last words: "Well these dishes aren't going to do themse--HOLY CRAP!"
Writer/director: @IGN's #GameShop http://bit.ly/RXJTyl #ChildrensHospital http://bit.ly/Xhj1MW Late Night w/ Conan. UCB improv: @ASSSSCATLA, The Swarm.