#MBTA green line is hosed. Do not attempt to commute. Consider moving to mid-west. Lose faith in humanity.

Oh, man, I forgot to share my opinions online about things.

I wish I could just spin up a few more instances of myself.

@jayroh not diabetes :(

Thanks, Obama!

*solemnly* I'm sorry Mrs. Jones, but as you can see here on the angiography, it has already spread. It appears... groove is in the heart.

I get knocked down :( pic.twitter.com/KbVwNPGk

first pull request done. everyone get working on your  http://24pullrequests.com/  !

And thanks for nothing, Batman.

As you stare into the iOS Provisioning Portal, it stares back into you.

Current status: still not rich

the falsetto will continue until the person playing No Doubt gives up the Airplay connection.

OMG my kid (on his own) started taking notes on one of my Ruby books. Even drew a ruby in the corner. Incredibly proud pic.twitter.com/HP5rIjAs

OH: "I voted for pot and death and Barack Obama."

@wpeterson it involves beer and another funnel

my wife is participating in a mock trial tomorrow. #mynameisjudge

Isn't this weather great? Everyone you love will die someday.

My son has been learning persuasive writing:  https://gist.github.com/9a74125126e8f9e2b742 … #ohno

So many things to stamp now. Thanks @doctorzaius pic.twitter.com/YLGiXqJH

my wife just asked me "what's the name of that movie with the kid that does karate?"