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  • seriouslysweet
      Lorena @seriouslysweet

    Twitter: harassing the internet (instead of my boyfriend)with my mundane thoughts, since 2008.

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    johnnyb3973BrianIncognitojdforshortMandajojo6jonslowUknoU_wantITclownholeIamWhisky________
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    BPinktrailerjdforshorttheschmeltzFavstar500Favscfishing
  • seriouslysweet
      Lorena @seriouslysweet

    I've learned that choosing a partner in life means finding the person who's faults & stupidity you can live with the longest

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    jdforshortMandajojo6jonslowUknoU_wantITclownholeIamWhisky________mydmacJulieWahoo
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    jdforshortMandajojo6UknoU_wantITclownholeAtlBookworm__Favstar500Favspiggy_nig_nig________social_btrfly
  • seriouslysweet
      Lorena @seriouslysweet

    People who spell "Sweetie" as "sweety" really creep me the fuck out. Learn to spell.

    • 52
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    justmegirlRRjdforshortMandajojo6UknoU_wantITknotsinmyhairohfuckno74________Sirrruhclownhole
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    jdforshortclownhole
  • seriouslysweet
      Lorena @seriouslysweet

    A vasectomy means never having to say youre sorry

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    flatbillybarouBeezerStPierreWineyBeach78jdforshortMandajojo6UknoU_wantITA_gligsclownhole
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    flatbillybaroucrazpedroWineyBeach78jdforshortclownholeOldEnglishGentxXxToxicMamaxXx__mydmac
  • seriouslysweet
      Lorena @seriouslysweet

    Mama never told me there'd be days like this. She also told me not to come. #mamafail

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    Mandajojo6clownholeIamWhisky________mydmacAspersioncasttheschmeltzarios77Traddski
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    ClosestThing
  • seriouslysweet
      Lorena @seriouslysweet

    I stare blankly at you when you talk because I really don't give a fuck about what you're saying. #blahblahblah

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    Mandajojo6clownholeIamWhisky________AspersioncasttheschmeltzTraddskiDrThanatosdown_to_stars____
    • 2
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    whodamacDarkntwistd
  • seriouslysweet
      Lorena @seriouslysweet

    I think people on Facebook lie. There's no way all those people have things to do every day.

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    MasterSociopathMandajojo6jonslowUknoU_wantITdoitlikeyoshiclownholeIamWhisky________mydmac
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    Mandajojo6clownholeIRONNUMA
  • seriouslysweet
      Lorena @seriouslysweet

    Cat keeps meowing for me to turn kitchen faucet on. Uh. HELL NO! Go drink outta the toilet like the other animals do!

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    clownholeIamWhisky________mydmacAspersioncastDrThanatosdannydogmouthreesespiece_pdFLIPS
  • seriouslysweet
      Lorena @seriouslysweet

    Hearing that his older sister started her period this a.m, my friend's 4 yr old son remarked "O no, she'll be mean now!"

    • 27
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    jonslowitsjenhereclownholemydmacAspersioncasttyronemDrThanatosdown_to_stars____
    • 1
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    clownhole
  • seriouslysweet
      Lorena @seriouslysweet

    I really wish this fucking fan would quit making this fucking knocking noise before I knock it out of the ceiling...

    • 26
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    clownholeIamWhisky________mydmacAspersioncastDrThanatosdannydogmouthpdFLIPSIRONNUMA
  • seriouslysweet
      Lorena @seriouslysweet

    The worst part about being a single parent is being the only parent the kids nag every.single. damn.day. about. stupid.shit

    • 23
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    clownholewyldreamIamWhisky________mydmacAspersioncastDrThanatosdown_to_stars____dannydogmouth
    • 2
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    clownholeIamWhisky________
  • seriouslysweet
      Lorena @seriouslysweet

    I don't understand judgmental people. Why do they always think they are right & others are either liars or wrong?

    • 22
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    jonslowUknoU_wantITclownholewyldreammydmacAspersioncastDrThanatosdown_to_stars____
    • 1
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    numberbynumber
  • seriouslysweet
      Lorena @seriouslysweet

    Watching 3 men hook up gas to the fireplace. I hope I'm alive to see the end result. Unless the end result is a big BOOM

    • 20
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    clownholemydmacAspersioncastTraddskidannydogmouthpdFLIPSIRONNUMAjkrambles
  • seriouslysweet
      Lorena @seriouslysweet

    Maybe i should start going to church on Sunday mornings so I can get more sleep

    • 19
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    clownholewyldreammydmacAspersioncastDrThanatosdannydogmouthIRONNUMAgrapesoduh
    • 1
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    clownhole
  • seriouslysweet
      Lorena @seriouslysweet

    Garage door installer dude just turned on his country music...I'm going to have to kill him and bury him next door now.

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    clownholeIamWhisky________mydmacAspersioncasttyronemDrThanatosdannydogmouthIRONNUMA
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    clownhole
  • seriouslysweet
      Lorena @seriouslysweet

    I'd give my left labia lip for a xanax right now

    • 17
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    clownholemydmacAspersioncastDrThanatosdannydogmouthIRONNUMADarkntwistdjkrambles
  • seriouslysweet
      Lorena @seriouslysweet

    I never found any chocolate, but I did find the last Coke buried in the back of the refridgerator...

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    clownholemydmacDrThanatosdannydogmouthIRONNUMAcfishingawkwrdlywrded____Maui_Speaks
  • seriouslysweet
      Lorena @seriouslysweet

    Your breath tells me that you're one of those people who think dingle berries are a natural fruit

    • 14
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    clownholemydmacdannydogmouthgrapesoduhMikeSchismmikeym00ncfishingMaui_Speaks
    • 1
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    clownhole
  • seriouslysweet
      Lorena @seriouslysweet

    Wishing life wasn't so dull that I could Tweet again. I miss being a Twitterer instead of just a boring Twit

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    clownholemydmacdannydogmouthMikeSchismnabhereSmethanieJason_maybeTwitDeeDum________
  • seriouslysweet
      Lorena @seriouslysweet

    <Insert funny, rolling on the floor laughing, peeing your pants, tweet here>

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    clownholedannydogmouthMikeSchismHannahAnticsnumberbynumberMaui_SpeaksJason_maybeRelocatable
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    numberbynumber
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