My husband is pissed I'm not just watching TV, I'm tweeting and watching TV. Who the hell only does one thing at a time?

Stop wishing for it.

Start working towards it.

I'm 2.5 miles from home and I am counting the milliseconds until I can take my bra off.

I’m one fortunate SOB to have a wife that loves me!!!!! and that’s my opinion also;()

My mind says no, but my heart says yes. You've been wrong before heart, you've been mother-fuckin' wrong.

Your breath on my skin takes me to places I forgot existed...

I don't care if it's 5 minutes or a whole night, I just want to see you.

The longest night alone of the year.

I wish I could throw my words at you so I'd know you actually felt them

If he makes you moan when he kisses you, he's a keeper.

School killings not acceptable trade-off for less restrictive gun laws. We need more controls on all firearms.
Founding Fathers would agree.

It's not so much the searing pain & exhaustion - it's the never knowing which days it will be stronger than me.

If you're going to treat them like shit don't be surprised when they turn to somebody that doesn't.

The thing about insomnia is when you sleep until 4:30 you feel like you woke up late.

Somebody who can make you laugh & make you feel seriously loved at the same time.

Everyone should experience that, for at least a moment.

There's nothing quite like a well timed tug of her hair...

That moment when he is dying to touch you... And you are never more alive than when he does.

The best thing in life is finding someone who knows all your flaws and weaknesses yet still thinks you're completely amazing.

Kiss me under a rainbow n shit

Obama needs to hurry up with this speech so I never have to watch a News channel again, you all suck!