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  • sethmad
      Seth Madej @sethmad

    The #WhiteManMarch reminds me of something, but I Kan't Kwite Kall it to mind.

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  • sethmad
      Seth Madej @sethmad

    So I guess some stranger now knows my LinkedIn password. That makes one of us.

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  • sethmad
      Seth Madej @sethmad

    GOP strategy: refuse to kick a field goal because it's not a touchdown, lose by two points, blame the fans, burn down the stadium.

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  • sethmad
      Seth Madej @sethmad

    Well, I got eliminated in the first round of the Food Network show "Don't Masturbate Into the Food!"

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  • sethmad
      Seth Madej @sethmad

    I was using the other side of the pillow before it was cool.

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  • sethmad
      Seth Madej @sethmad

    The only new Twitter profile design that its users would like is an actual cave they can live in.

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  • sethmad
      Seth Madej @sethmad

    It's nice to see TV execs blaming audiences for no longer liking comedy rather than themselves for proactively making their shows shitty.

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  • sethmad
      Seth Madej @sethmad

    I can bench press a whole eel.

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  • sethmad
      Seth Madej @sethmad

    Chud·ly (adj.) : in the manner of a CHUD : "With a chudly flourish, he horked down another hobo head."

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  • sethmad
      Seth Madej @sethmad

    2013 will be the year I finally stop thinking that line in "Hungry Like the Wolf" is "I'm lost and I'm found / I smell like I sound."

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  • sethmad
      Seth Madej @sethmad

    Due to a clerical error by the Make-A-Wish people, I'm spending the day with Bruce Springstein, a subcontractor from Akron. We're grouting.

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  • sethmad
      Seth Madej @sethmad

    Everyone! Please tell me more about your minor inconveniences!

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  • sethmad
      Seth Madej @sethmad

    A Simpsons tattoo didn't seem devotional enough for my level of fandom, so I opted for this instead. pic.twitter.com/w1FncfdNbn

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  • sethmad
      Seth Madej @sethmad

    "Books are the treasured wealth of the world and the fit inheritance of generations and nations." -Henry David Thoreau http://t.co/cEweKaHE

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  • sethmad
      Seth Madej @sethmad

    I love that TLC show where the friends of a Russian oligarch try to talk him out of buying a private plane, Say Nyet to the Jet.

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  • sethmad
      Seth Madej @sethmad

    When you're a Jet you're a Jet all the way. When you're a Shark you're a Shark for a week.

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  • sethmad
      Seth Madej @sethmad

    Do something nice for someone today. Actually, make it two people, you selfish peen.

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  • sethmad
      Seth Madej @sethmad

    If you are what you eat then I guess this python is now my Uncle Phil.

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  • sethmad
      Seth Madej @sethmad

    Rand Paul seems like he knowingly and consistently throws away his Chipotle baskets.

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@sethmad

@sethmad

Creator of the radio comedy Special Relativity. TV Writer (MAD, Puppet Nation, good ol' days of The N). Advocate for OCD sufferers. Formerly The-Seth.

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