Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
It's so hot I hate everything.
It's hard to look like a thug when you're riding dirty to a Pandora commercial...
Just saw a tubby man waving his cellphone playing Owl City around his daughter's head to annoy her. Owl City's that bad.
If you don't time your travel in number of Lord of the Rings movies, you're not doing it right.
My time is so much more valuable than anything I own.
I'm not interested in investing in anything that doesn't matter.
MBA Student | Ordinary Philosopher | Jokester | Brother | Son | Friend | Not a Mom | #MIZ