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Saw an Instagram of a crotch by a pool with a Bible verse as the caption, if you're wondering how far white girls are willing to take it.
Growing up is basically just watching your Facebook feed turn into babies and weddings.
If you don't like biscuits and sausage gravy, you can get out of America, you monster.
You can't half-ass weird. You either are or you aren't.
How bout you DON'T make a winter sandwich out of two beautiful days, Mother Nature?
Thinking about putting my wine in a water bottle so I don't have to sit up to drink.
I'm a full grown man, and I can make my own decisions.
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