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Oh god Jessica Paré. Just. Jessica Paré.
A drunk girl just told me I look like a "hot puppet". Whut.
Just got a text from "unknown". Do you think it's a g-g-g-ghost?!?!
I'LL JUST BE OVER HERE SCREAMING BECAUSE MAD MEN IS BACK
I accidentally listened to "Fix You" 13 times thanks to extreme focus while responding to emails and Spotify's "repeat" option.
My actor friends like to tweet about being bored and watching Netflix at 10AM on a Friday and I like to think about murdering them.
I think I just accidently sent my tax accountant an image of roseanne as a wookie.
The only #HarlemShake video you'll need to watch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=wqZc2dyClko# …!
I work at @M80social and write/do sketch comedy. I always have Private Eyes by Hall and Oates stuck in my head.