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I text back embarrassingly fast or 4hours later. No in between.
Think I'm over dating really good looking nerdy guys, is this where I start dating workout douches? Nah-that's another low for another time.
sometimes you need to do something bad to keep you from doing something worse
My parents lied: Talking to strangers on the internet was like the best decision of my life.
Sometimes I like to make jokes and try to make them funnier by explaining them and ruining them a little. It works really well maybe.
The sims has taught me many life lessons. Like if I'm given power over you I'll kill you by locking you in the kitchen to burn alive.
You tasted like dr.pepper, cigarettes and whiskey. I'm in love.
what you hide the most, reveals the most about you
You make me feel like embracing you-r neck with my hands very very tightly, till you're blue and stop struggling.
But you guys what if sex toys came to life in the Pixar universe too?
I am the buffer between my mom and the the people that get our food orders wrong. I'm like an unsung super hero.
If you make me laugh hard&are really attractive I can't guarantee I won't try to sexually assault you. Gotta be both though. Both is good.
Sometimes you have to let someone believe what they want, to get what you want.
I almost don't mind when ppl criticize me. They go about their day really paying attention-rather than just going through the motions.
I considered myself a pretty crappy person till today. I'm amazed at how shitty ppl can be, may evil find you&rape your skull repeatedly.
From my rotting body flowers shall grow, and I am in them-and that is eternity. Carpe noctem.