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Disney needs a modern day princess that can't sing pretty, but can rap like a god.
I've gotten so good at satire it makes joking with new people impossible and for people who meet me in real life to differentiate
And we def like can't date
If weird sexual/fun fact info/shit talking bothers you, we can't have sex.
Is there a car selfie limit?
The only thing better than a hot guy is a hot guy with hot friends.
I don't want solidarity if I can't hold your hand
"Hey I know y'all aren't dating or whatever but do you mind if I try to talk to him?" "No, of course, not at all!" *breaks glass in hand*
I like being embarrassingly honest, it scares the wrong people for me away and let's the right people know how cool and funny I am.
Tell that skinny nerdy white guy I said what's up
From my rotting body flowers shall grow, and I am in them-and that is eternity. Carpe noctem.