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Waddya lookin' at ma gutfer?! Quit ookin' at ma gut.
So many hippy moms pulling wagons around Seward today
The rhythm got me.
I am looking for a main bitch as well as a mistress #flocka
Sometimes instead of working I just sit and look at photos of baby animals on my phone.
I just remembered I lost my shirt at the Saloon. Then some dude in the parking ramp traded me a shirt for my sister's number.
My Speedy Rewards points are my retirement plan.
What is the color of fart?
I don't want to get away for the weekend, I want to sit in my home and do nothing.
FiberNow™ now, but what later?
There was a woman breastfeeding on my plane. I wonder if the TSA made sure there was only 3.4 oz of milk in there.
Dinosaurs at the MN Zoo? Didn't they see Jurassic Park 2??