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That's so raven.
Almost too raven...
Twin towers? I got a tower for ya! *points at dick* airplane? I got an airplane for ya! *points at dick* national tragedy? I got a natio
I’m always stoned as shit, 4 hours a day, 20 days a week, 666 days a year.
Liked WWI, LOVED WWII but damn I wished they’d hurry up and finish the freaking trilogy, it’s been like 60 years since the last one
NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR STOLEN TWEETS
What if sharkbugs
A goatee is the fedora of facial hair
In god we thrust
say girl lemme holla at you SO MY NAMES JON YOU LOOK VERY ATTRACTIVE WOULD YOU LIKE TO GER COFFEE SOMETIME?
Bucket list? More like FUCK IT list!
*dies 50 years later, unaccomplished, stray dog at funeral*
Got my sexy burn victim costume ready