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  • Mr_Kapowski
      Zack @Mr_Kapowski

    The digital picture frame that sits on your desk at work but it's just all your favorite gifs

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  • b4sage
      Miss TeaSea @b4sage

    I don't have anything in common with people that say they aren't hungry.

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  • Parkerlawyer
      Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer

    If everywhere you go, there's a problem.... Guess what?

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  • LoveYoorFate
      ßlack ₩idow @LoveYoorFate

    Many things in life will catch your eye,

    But only few will catch your heart and calm your soul,

    Chase those things passionately

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  • Poutymcgee
      Boats n Ho's @Poutymcgee

    *drums out the solo from "In the Air Tonight" by Phil Collins on the desk with 2 pens during my disciplinary meeting with HR.

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  • sarah1mc
      Trophy Knife @sarah1mc

    Offend someone in a new way today.

    -Inspirational

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  • danivdiddles
      Don'tDanielleatMe @danivdiddles

    to all of my many many twitter friends (ha), im going to be a grandmother! this is my 1st official announcement. yeah, my cat is a slut.

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  • Sassafrantz
      Sassafrantz @Sassafrantz

    murderer: 🎶 just a city boy

    [hiding under the bed]

    me: FUCK! [cry-singing] 🎶 born and raised in south Detroit.

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  • mjkspeaks
      mjkspeaks @mjkspeaks

    anger is neat because it gives people the illusion that they're in control.

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  • Nikkeya08
      Nikkeya @Nikkeya08

    "My neck, my back..."

    No really my neck and my back really hurt tonight --- rain check?

    -Married Sext

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  • _Tempo11
      LTB @_Tempo11

    Pro tip: Don't moan when getting a pat down at airport security

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  • i_wasnt_looking
      i_wasn't_looking_ @i_wasnt_looking

    I'm sorry. What were you saying?

    -me as a therapist

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  • SoldHerSoul
      SoldHerSoul @SoldHerSoul

    My naivety brings all the predators to my yard

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  • Nips_00
      JustMe @Nips_00

    Loyalty
    No other good attribute will ever surpass its importance.
    No other bad behavior will ever erase it meaning.

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  • speknyc
      tankgrrrl @speknyc

    I'm always disappointed when liar's pants don't actually catch on fire

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  • mommy_cusses
      Mommy Cusses @mommy_cusses

    Me on deathbed: One last thing before I die?
    Husband: *in tears* Yes?
    M: Change the toilet paper roll
    H: *pulls out my breathing tubes*

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  • CororaBorealis
      Cornfield Sanders @CororaBorealis

    I like the word "bae" because "the guy who I go to restaurants and then fight about parking with" isn't as easy to say

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  • AwkwardCanBSexy
      Graceless_Beauty @AwkwardCanBSexy

    Hi, is that seat taken?
    (Points to his face, bites lip)
    **Gets thrown over shoulder & carried to car, caveman style.**
    Flirting is easy.

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  • daFMPants
      Munchkitten Pants ❤ @daFMPants

    "If you say so...."

    *eye rolls herself into a grand mal seizure while perfecting jerk off motion

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  • lildandeli0n
      Tequila Girl @lildandeli0n

    A restraining order but for chatty people.

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