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No one gives a shit, everyone is too busy dealing w/ their own fuck up lives, so get over it.
~ me as a therapist
If everything went according to plan , you wouldn't meet half the people you can't be without.
I ask with my eyes.
I enjoy long romantic stares into the refrigerator.
Being a child: "Great job! You went to the doctor! Lollipops!!"
Being an adult: "You shouldn't have driven after you heard that noise. $847"
*picks up cat's left paw* no wedding ring? Interesting.
I don't suffer from depression; depression suffers from me.
Sluts are just regular girls with a higher success rate.
I hate how if a guy sleeps with a million girls, he's a stud. But if I do it, I'm a lesbian.
cannabis is not a gateway drug that leads to harder drugs, it's more of a drive thru drug that leads to cheese burgers and chicken nuggets.
Some of the best memories are embedded while in bed.
Behind every great woman is a guy looking at her ass....
Never stop being the girl your man wants to show off.
I would rather spend my money on experiences than possessions. Memories last forever.
forget your age, just live your life.
I only meet my vegetarian friends in public places because I can't have that kind of negativity in my home.
Relationship Status: The wet spots on my bed are dog drool
The digital picture frame that sits on your desk at work but it's just all your favorite gifs
I don't have anything in common with people that say they aren't hungry.
If everywhere you go, there's a problem.... Guess what?
head of social @Futurism
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